Oh, and I suppose a link would come in handy.In a 2019 column, Skeptical Inquirer magazine writer Kenny Biddle dismisses the haunted wine cabinet as a hoax. The beatings will continue until you sign up. What I lack in knowledge, I make up for in attitude, and joining only costs a buck a month, so seriously - you’ve got nothing to lose.
This review, and all others around these parts, is “brought to you” by my Patreon site, where I serve up exclusive thrice-weekly rants and ramblings on the worlds of movies, comics, television, literature, and politics. If a worse film is made in 2019, then it’ll have proven to be one lousy year indeed. I mean, that’s only fair, right? Speaking of watching the flagpole rust or timing how long it takes your toenails to grow - you’d be far better served, and more entertained, engaging in either of those “activities” than you will be by Dybbuk Box : True Story Of Chris Chambers. And, as a result, you shouldn’t try to watch it. Which is really the crux of the problem here. It doesn’t matter.Īnd neither does this movie. Time how long it takes your toenails to grow. Hell, do anything other than make a movie.
Spend some time with the wife, the kids, your friends, anybody. Show that you give even half a flying fuck about meeting the non-existent expectations of your living-room-sized audience. It needn’t be much - we all know the drill. I take no pleasure in slagging home-made efforts like this, but come on - if you’re gonna whip up a “mockumentary” that purports to show a true story - sorry that should just be “true story” - put forth at least a little bit of effort in making the illusion convincing. Do you need to know any more, though? Beyond “avoid this at all costs,” absolutely not. Speaking of which - dude doesn’t believe the stuff he’s heard and read about Dybbuk boxes, buys one, records everything that happens after he gets it (and plenty before), his life goes right to hell, there’s your plot.Ĭould I say more? Sure. Those kind of brain farts are few and far between, though, and not enough to keep your attention between the lame dialogue, risible acting, shoestring production values (usually not something with criticize a film for around these parts), dull-as-dry-toast setting (get used to Chris’ apartment - it’s all you see), and stupid story. The film’s only other “character,” Sarah Bently, “stars” as herself, as well) bitching about how no one on the “dark web,” where he purchases the purportedly “cursed” box in question, takes anything other than BitCoin before scoring it for $12,000 in cash. That’s because this movie, in truth, isn’t interesting, occasional fuck-ups aside, such as our protagonist, Chris Chambers (played by - shit, you already know.
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Or, you may find yourself browsing through the recent horror offerings on Amazon Prime and giving Texas-based writer/director Joseph Mazzaferro’s Dybbuk Box : True Story Of Chris Chambers a go simply because any movie that’s so sloppy as to omit an obvious “The” from its title is bound to at least be an interesting mess - and then, and only then, will you ask yourself “Well - how did I get here”? And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife.
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile. And you may find yourself in another part of the world. And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack.
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